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TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT ROSEANNE'S WEDDING
10. "Honey, don't you think we should leave some cake for the guests?"
9. "Friends of the bride and bridegroom sit to the left, tabloid
reporters posing as guests, sit to the right"
8. "Man -- that Boutros Boutros can really dance!"
7. "I like this place. I hope she has her next wedding here"
6. "I've never seen a wedding toast made with gravy"
5. "The receiving line? It's over there next to the tattoo booth"
4. "I don't see your name on the guest list, Mr. Arnold"
3. "A 14-slice toaster! Perfect!"
2. "Do I get my sitcom now, Rosie?"
1. "I do ... for now"
Playout - "Cut the Cake"
Letterman, Wednesday, February 15, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995